Face Goop

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Plump and shiny, like a seal.

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No really.

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M did not steal eyelashes from a dwarf. True fact.

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Fruit salad for your face

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For who? FOR HER.

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Orwellian purity. FOR YOUR FACE.

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E jumps on the bright lip bandwagon.

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Cactus spleen extraction tool

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