Danish boys give you less dimpled thighs. FACT.
We uncover dark secrets in the Boots basement.
‘Mr’ ‘Nars’ strikes again (with a giveaway).
“This look like lip balm, motherfucker? Huh? Lip balm be pink.”
- D’Angelo Barksdale
Despicable water week comes to an end.
We’re all mad here.
Does not contain forbidden love.
Overpriced Madonna juice.
Help! M’s face is out to get her.
Dip E in hot water for a nice comforting beverage.
Repent, sinners! The fiery orb returns.
Where’s my freakin’ glow, water?
Glowy desert dust.
In which we learn water causes leprosy and brain worms.
Lots of sulking, not much drinking.
The most overhyped product in the world.
Seal blubber, summer skin, and petty theft.
Crayola, eau de fox arse, and snake oil.
Orphan lip jam made by vicars. Win your very own.
Wandering minstrels are lying bastards.
100% eagle elegance.
Suspended moisture for your deep down skin.
Made by lizards, for lizards.
Elemis will liquefy your bones.