Pschitt in your hair.
For who? FOR HER.
Insatiable for Milka TUC.
Contains light drinking crystals, natch.
Groupons, E. Not coupons
Aye aye aye, E’s nails are gross.
Magically turns grey doves into white doves. Or something.
E goes psycho after sniffing too much perfume
and we’re not proud.
Thalasso gone wrong. Disgustingly wrong.
Halp! Maie uppeur leep, she ees ‘arry, non?
Fishy feet snack.
In which we completely and utterly suck.
The Tom Cruise of fake tans.
Who are these zombies, and what do they want?
Crazy Auntie E gives invaluable advice on preventing stretch marks.
Things wut we learned in Landan, innit.
Shame on you, Vichy.
Humiliation for the sake of science.
For the sweaty and stupid.
Giving elves the middle finger.
The origin of species.
Self conscious nail moddleposing.
Tames lions and flyaways.
Danish boys give you less dimpled thighs. FACT.
Despicable water week comes to an end.
Overpriced Madonna juice.
Dip E in hot water for a nice comforting beverage.
Where’s my freakin’ glow, water?
In which we learn water causes leprosy and brain worms.
Lots of sulking, not much drinking.
The most overhyped product in the world.
Seal blubber, summer skin, and petty theft.
Crayola, eau de fox arse, and snake oil.
Suspended moisture for your deep down skin.