In which we completely and utterly suck.
Shame on you, Vichy.
Humiliation for the sake of science.
Two birds, one stone.
Danish boys give you less dimpled thighs. FACT.
Overpriced Madonna juice.
Dip E in hot water for a nice comforting beverage.
Where’s my freakin’ glow, water?
In which we learn water causes leprosy and brain worms.
Lots of sulking, not much drinking.
The most overhyped product in the world.